Shray (:

That’s not a baby, that’s a giant anchor!

• “24…” ~LAUGHS~ “Hey, I got something better then 24” “Let me hear it!” 25!!!” ~laughs~ (This is me in history class all the time… x3)
• “The sauce! You’re using too much sauce” “eh…..eh eh….Eh eh eh!” …. “I soiled the Krust Krab name! SOILED IT! SOILED! SOILED IT!”
• “Magic Conch shell, will I ever get married?” “Maybe someday.” :D
• “Cause Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeee!!!”
• “… You like Krabby Patties don’t you Squidward…” ;3 “NO! THEY’LL GO RIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS!!! AND THEN YOU BLOW UP!” …
• “MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!”
• “Hi Kevin… I’m your biggest fan…” “Punch yourself in the face.” ~PUNCHES SELF~ “Didn’t that hurt?” “Do you want it to hurt me… Kevin?” … “LLOOOOOSER!”
• “Oh and by the way you forgot your BREIFCASE!!!” “Oh… So this is the thanks I get for working overtime…?” “OVERTIME?!”
• “Excuse me sir? I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you.” “Not at all boy! ~SNIFF~ DEEUGGHH!!!
• “The most important meal of the day, serving it up, Gary’s way! BOP! Hm, I wonder what this taste like…?” ~Taste it~ “BLAHH!!!” … “I feel a disturbance in the force” (I don’t remember if he said that, but I’m saying it.. x3)
• “The mainiacs in the mailbox!!!!”
• “WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO!!! GO!!!! GO!! GO!!!”
• “Well inleast I don’t wear my shirt backwards!” “My shirts on backwards? What the-“
• “Well maybe if people didn’t play with big meat claws! We wouldn’t Hva this problem!” “What did you say punk?” “BIG… MEATY… CLAWS!!!”
• “The best time to wear a stripe sweater, is all the time, one with a collar, turtleneck! That’s the kind! CAUSE WHEN YOUR WEARING!!! The one… Speacial… Sweater…
• “I’M A GOOFY-GOOBER ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


MY NUMBER ONE FAVORAITE…..

“Hello m’am, would you like some, choc-olate?” “What? What he say?!” “They’re selling chocolate!” “What’re they selling?!” “CHOCOLATES!!! THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!!” “Oh chocolate… I remember when they first invented chocolate… I ALWAYS HATED IT!” “Well um- You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!” “Live forever you say?” “I’ll take some!” ………… “So, how long you two ladies known each other?” “What he say?!” :DDDD

When you cut into a pineapple looking for Spongebob, but find Patrick…

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I want to throw up rainbows. D:

(Source: sahmourt)